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January 19, 2015
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"We've come a long way baby" since women's rights moved women into semi-equal status in the 60's. But, not around control over their own bodies and abortion tights. We are remain in the dark ages.
Never Underestimate Technology:
Long-distance relationships may get a big boost from the latest technology to hit the sex toy market. OhMiBod is currently in production on a vibrator, scheduled to ship next month that can be controlled by your partner’s cell phone using Bluetooth.
Some couples may want to play from a farther distance than Bluetooth will allow, so the company is raising funds (through Indiegogo) to add WiFi capabilities—taking phone sex to new heights. Anyone Interested?
The maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked: "Now Ramona, why do you want a pay increase?"
: Ramona "Well, Madam, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze."
"The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Ramona: "Your husband, he says so."
Wife: "Oh yeah?"
Ramona: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Ramona: "Your husband did."
Wife, increasingly agitated : "Oh he did, did he?"
Ramona: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in bed."
Wife (really boiling now and gritting her teeth)........
Wife : "And did my husband say that as well?"
Ramona : "No Madam....the gardener did."
Wife: "So, how much do you think would be fair?"
Dr. Dorree Thinks this letter is long overdue
Sex is the most fun kaleidoscope ever invented. Let’s look at the statistic below and wonder for whom it was a joy and for whom it was a curse?
The largest erect penis on record was 13.5 inches "Let's have a moment of silence for his partner(s)-whether it be with reverence or an ouch.
A SEXUAL SIDE NOTE ABOUT AVOCADOS
We live in an age of a plethora of Avocados. Peel away the somewhat ugly lizard-like skin, cut the creamy inside in half and one can imagine the soft silken curves of a sensuous female. Its sexual history is endless. The Aztecs referred to Avocados as Ahuacati (testicles) and rumor has it that village virgins were forbidden to leave their homes while the fruit was being gathered.
So though guacamole may be your favorite way to eat this wonderful healthy food. Use it for a facemask replete with vitamin E. Lather it where you will. Lick it slowly and savor the results. Be grateful, virgin or not, you now have access to this sensual fruit.
Dr. Dorree says:
Some foods are considered aphrodisiacs
CHILI PEPPERS, heat up the bedroom by triggering feel--good endorphins
CHOCOLATE, while not great for the waist line is rich in amino acid phenylethylamine, the "love channel" that serves as a natural antidepressant
PINE NUTS and OYSTERS, are both rich in zinc, which i necessary for sperm production
TOMATOES, dubbed in Italy as "love apples" are packed with lycopene, known for being a libido enhancer (Lycopene improves eyesight too, which can also be sexy.)
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
As the great French actress and classic beauty, Catherine, Deneuve is alleged to have said:" As women age, they either have to keep up on their face or their derriere; it's hard to keep both." Of course, she was referring to being thin or gaining weight. And, let's be honest, was prior to the era of Brazilian butt lifts and cheek implants.